Ok now this one is just fucking briliant.
I don’t get it
took me a moment
New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
The best part of waking up is your sister in the buff.
#I like my coffee the way I like my incest - strong
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OMG
when i find myself in times of trouble, remus lupin comes to me speaking words of wisdom
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
Did you know: This was the original script for this scene in Thor, but Anthony Hopkins thought Odin wasn’t cruel enough, so they changed it to what you see in the film. I, for one, enjoy this version much more.
IM FUCKIN HCHOKING
Everyone needs this on their blog. RIGHT NOW.